The minus list

• Blue ballpens
• Disgusting pens
• Disgusting keyboards and mice
• Putting board game boxes in board game box lids
• Strollers
• Ticks
• Christmas (including Christmas music)
• Uneaven arm rests for office chairs
• Audible eating
• Masquerades
• To salty food
• Smoking, “snusing” and chewing tobacco (pipes and big cigars are ok)
• The flurf from garlic
• Wrinkly or beaten up tea-strainers
• Screeching porcelain plates (or metal cutlery)
• Peedrizzle (A light annoying rain-drizzle in cold weather)
• People (Those energy sponges stealing your energy who give nothing back, unaware of their surroundings)
• Open bottles or open lids on shampoo bottles or ketchup bottles
• Squeezed unempty bottles, like shampoo and ketchup bottles
• Digging holes in the butter
• Putting the board game box in the board game lid

The plus list

• Abortion (sorry, I’ll be more serious from now on)
• A new language construed by one word per person. You can bring only one, just like “Survivors”.
• Arcades
• Human beings