The Mars list

The minus list

  • Blue ballpens
  • Disgusting pens
  • Disgusting keyboards and mice
  • Putting board game boxes in board game box lids
  • Strollers
  • Ticks
  • Christmas (including Christmas music)
  • Uneaven arm rests for office chairs
  • Audible eating
  • Masquerades
  • To salty food
  • Smoking, “snusing” and chewing tobacco (pipes and big cigars are ok)
  • The flurf from garlic
  • Wrinkly or beaten up tea-strainers
  • Screeching porcelain plates (or metal cutlery)
  • Peedrizzle (A light annoying rain-drizzle in cold weather)
  • People (Those energy sponges stealing your energy who give nothing back, unaware of their surroundings)
  • Open bottles or open lids on shampoo bottles or ketchup bottles
  • Squeezed unempty bottles, like shampoo and ketchup bottles
  • Digging holes in the butter
  • Putting the board game box in the board game lid

The plus list

  • Abortion (sorry, I’ll be more serious from now on)
  • A new language construed by one word per person. You can bring only one, just like “Survivors”.
  • Arcades
  • Human beings

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